Ivy League Student lyrics

[Intro]
Solitare

[Hook]
This choppa solve my problems like an Ivy League Student
Told a n*gga “Yo sé hablar español” I am fluent
This n*gga f*cking stinks, I think he lives in the sewage
b*tch was walking round in my shoes now they ruined

[Verse]
I don’t wipe my ass cause I don’t let sh*t bother me
I just f*cked a n*gga mom, now I’m acting fatherly
He lives in the suburbs but he claims he lives in poverty
He got realeased from jail he’s a menace to society
I scammed the U.S. Mint, I’m a menace to economy
And I scammed NASA, I’m a menace to astronomy
I’m not photogenic, I’m a menace to photography
Sold a n*gga fake ass weed, that sh*t was broccoli
Only hit my email for serious inquiries
I’m a wimpy kid but I don’t write diaries
I have to go to school and this sh*t is getting tiring
I just watched a doc*mentary it was inspiring
I just f*cked a old b*tch, think her name Ms. Shamice
Smoked a whole 3.5 now my race is Chinese
I just scammed a emo n*gga and he said “bite me”
Caught on camera stealing candy bars they tryna find me
[Hook]
This choppa solve my problems like an Ivy League Student
Told a n*gga “Yo sé hablar español” I am fluent
This n*gga f*cking stinks, I think he lives in the sewage
b*tch was walking round in my shoes now they ruined

[Outro]
Sold a n*gga fake ass lean that sh*t was shampoo
I don’t smoke no woods, I ain’t smoking on no bamboo
I just stabbed the f*ck out of a n*gga with a thumbtack
Ran off on the number of the New England quarterback (12)