THE 12 IRKS OF CHRISTMAS (AVTP INVADER ZIM SONG PARODY) lyrics
by PARANOiD DJ
Professor Membrane: the First thing at Christmas the big man shall receive Santa tortured for eternity!!
Zim: the second thing of Christmas that he shall bring me now, Dib in the ground!!
Professor Membrane: and Santa tortured for eternity!
Dib: the 3rd thing at Christmas that he will give to me, Zim under the knife!!
Zim: Dib in the ground!
Professor Membrane: and Santa tortured for eternity!!
Gaz: the 4th thing of Christmas he’ll bring or he will pay, one brand new game slavе!
Dib: Zim in a test tube!
Zim: Dib-worm stuck in dirt!
Professor Mеmbrane: and Santa tortured for eternity!
Purple: The 5th thing of Christmas that he’ll bring me somehow, SNACKS IN MY FACE!!
Gaz: One brand new game slave!!
Dib: Zim’s guts on display!!
Zim: Dib-stink six feet under!
Professor Membrane: and Santa tortured for eternity!!
Red: The 6th thing at Christmas that he’d be smart to find, one pair of knives!!
Purple: SNACKS IN MY FACE!!!! HEHEHE
Gaz: I hate this game…
Dib: Zim’s Autopsy!!
Zim: Say hi to your fellow worms, Dib!!
Professor Membrane: and Santa tortured for eternity!!
Mini-moose: NYAH!!
Red: TWO Pairs of Knives!!
Purple: SNACKS IN MY FACE!! Mhm…yummy!
Gaz: This game sucks too…
Dib: CMERE ZIM!!
Zim: Go play in traffic, Dib-s***!!
Professor Membrane: And Santa tortured for eternity!!
Bid: The 8th thing of Christmas that I would like to see, proof of humans!
Mini-Moose: NYAH!!
Red: THREE PAIRS OF KNIVES
Purple: SNACKS IN MY FACE!! Oh wait..Is that a knife in there? AAAAAA
Gaz: UGH, all these old games SUCK!!
Dib: Dad, let me borrow the buzz saw!!
Zim: Someone BURY HIM ALREADY!!
Professor Membrane: and Santa tortured for eternity!!
Spork: The 9th thing of Christmas That’s wanted by Sporkie, a platter full of meat!!
Bid: GIMME PROOF OF HUMANS, FAT MAN!!
Mini-Moose: NYAH!!
Red: GIVE ME ALL THE KNIVES!!
Purple: SNACKS IN MY FACE!! STOP TRYING TO CUT MY SNACKS, RED!!
Gaz: GIVE ME A NEW GAME OR DIE
Dib: LEMME SEE THOSE INSIDES!!
Zim: GIR, SAVE ZIM!!
Professor Membrane: And Santa tortured for eternity!!
Miyuki: The 10th thing at Christmas that I’m entitled to, loyalty from you!!
Spork: A platter full of meat!!
Bid: SOMEONE TO BELIEVE ME!!
Mini-Moose: NYAH!!
Red: EVERY SINGLE KNIFE THAT’S EVER EXISTED!!
Purple: SNACKS IN MY FACE!!! PUT IT IN MY MOUTH GIR!! PUT IT IN MY MOUTH!!
Gaz: It BETTER HAVE WIFI-
Dib: ZIM’S ORGANS ON THE NEWS!!
GIR: IMMA COMIN TO SAVE YOU MASTER!!
Professor Membrane: And Santa tortured for eternity!!
Anno: The 11th thing of Christmas that I won’t ever get, vacation from the Tallest!!
Miyuki: Loyalty from you!!
Spork: A platter full of meat!!
Bid: I WANNA GO CRY IN A CORNER-
Mini-Moose: NYAH!! (DIE)
Red: A KNIFE MADE OF KNIVES!!
Purple: SNACKS IN MY FACE!! Mhm..YUMMY
Gaz: Dad, I need your wallet-
Dib: Time to RIP HIS GUTS OUT-
Zim: HAH! ZIM HAS ESCAPED! SUCK IT DIB!!
Professor Membrane: And Santa tortured for eternity!!
All: The 12th thing of Christmas that we all guarantee, making Santa PAY!!
Anno: Vacation from the Tallest!!
Miyuki: Loyalty from you!!
Spork: NO MEAT?!
Bid: ugly crying lol what a loser
Mini-Moose: NYAH! (I’LL EAT YOUR MOM)
Red: KNIVESKNIVESKNIVESKNIVESKNIVES!!!
Purple: SNACKS IN MY FACE!!! coughs in purple I’M CHOCKING ON A WAFFLE!!
Gaz: Thanks for the money, Dad-
Professor Membrane: Of course, daughter!
Dib: HEY, THAT’S MY ALLOWANCE!!
Zim: ZIM WILL REPLACE SANTA AND BURY THE DIB HIMSELF!!
Professor Membrane: AND TORTURE SANTA FOR ETERNITY!!!
Dib: Gaz, give me back my money!!
Gaz: No batteries?! Santa will pay!!
Santa: Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!! You will not have a merry Christmas my friend!
Zim: Oh Santa, how many mind control devices would you say could fit on your strange animal flying machine??
Red: HAHAA IM GONNA CUT SANTA OPEN WITH MY KNIVES!! GET OVER HERE FAT MAN!!
Miyuki: Haha, Santa’s just a filthy, fat peasant
Bid: WAIT, IS THAT A HUMAN?!
Announcer: Okay guys that was fun now get out of my recording booth…
Medea: Hello? Hello?! I’m here! Ready to record. Hello? Purple? Wait.. DID THEY RECORD WITHOUT ME?! UGH!! They do this EVERY YEAR!! Ugh, why I mean I’m plenty jolly I’ve got the holiday spirit…stupid Santa…