Emo Sad Dog Rap lyrics

[INTRO: Saftmaskin]
Oh yeah
Yeah I'm about to
About to lay a rap, you know?

[VERSE 1: Saftmaskin]
I was vibing then my dog died
Then I got sad
He died of sudden anal prolapse
He ate something weird perhaps
Now he's a rug that I can give a hug
Sometimes out of his ass comes a bug
Also my mom died, not cool, I don't vibe with it what the f*ck man
How this happen?
Now imma have to carry wapon
The only thing that make me happy now
Is soft loli breathing 10 hours
It make me happy man

[VERSE 2: LION]
Mm mm yeah yeah yeah
I would shed a tear for your dog
But to keep it real I killed your dog
He died whilst I gave him my log
His as*h*le looked like a bog
Then I accidentally ran him over with my car
I'm sorry if this is too far, but I crushed him with my car
Ye ye ye I conquered that dog like a tsar
Then I drove with the nearest bar

[INTERLUDE: LION]
Yeah lemme drop a bar

[VERSE 3 : LION]
I'm sorry I killed your pet
And I'm more sorry I didn't tell you
But to keep it real, I killed your mom too
I'm sorry I didn't say anything
But I also stole your wedding ring
Yes I am the reason for your divorce
I just really like bling bling

Back to the dog, I f*cking hated him
He would bark way to much so I f*cking
Murdered him

[OUTRO: LION]
Yeah I'm out
(Door closing)