Dead End Album Intro lyrics

Yeah, call this girl real quick.
*Phone ringing*
Come on pick up.
Oh okay two rings and a voice Mail, that's great.
That's exactly what I wanted to hear your f*cking voice in a voice mail.

Yo, hey Deb erm what's going on?
Erh I've called you like I don't know, maybe 50 times the passed what 3 hours?
I'm, I'm waiting for you the pick up the phone.
I just need to talk to you man.
Like I'm, I'm, I've been drinking, I've been drinking about you.

*Car beeps*
What the? f*ck you!
God damn it man, people don't know how to f*cking drive!
Anyway I've been drinking about you, I've been thinking about you
And I don't know what the.. I'm gonna do, you know?
So please pick up the phone.

We can, we can talk about it, we can fix things
And at, at least give me my closure cause without closure I, I'll go banana's.
You know this and I know this.
Anyway I'ma call you back, I'ma let you think about it
And erh see you in a min.. I mean I'll call you in a little bit, bye.

My life is f*cking beautiful and there's snow outside and it's cold, that's great.
Love it.
*Whistles*

Alright cool.
Erm you know what? I think it's been a while, I'm gonna call her again.
Oh-Oh-Oh that's great another voice mail.
Ha, she loves me.
I know she does, she's just playing hard to get.
f*cking b*tch, ha.

Oh hello Debbie, yeah, hey.
Erm I'm leaving another voice Mail, erm just to say erh you can suck my di*k and I hope you f*cking die, yeah.
I'm on my way to the bar right now.
I'm gonna get f*cked up and hopefully erm find a fine chick
And, and take her Home and f*ck the sh*t outta her, yeah.
So while I'm doing that I hope you choke on a f*cking pretzel and erm f*cking rot, k?
*Cops Siren*
Oh sh*t.