DYKES ON MY di*k! lyrics

[Intro: damienfarron & James Charles]
Hi, all
James here, um, I'm currently travelling abroad and just woke up (​klimonglue)
But I wanted to sit down, and make a video addressing a–everything that's going on right now, um, because I offer every–I owe everybody an explanation, but most importantly, I owe 2 important people, um, an apology
To Tati and James Westbrook, um, I'm sorry
Yeah, yuh, yuh

[Hook: damienfarron]
Goth girls top me while I'm breaking down the spliff (Huh)
Couple dykes on my di*k, couple dykes on my di*k (My di*k, my di–)
Black eye shadow and the tights with the rips (Okay)
Couple dykes on my di*k, couple dykes on my di*k (What?)
Movie night, every night, I cuddle with your b*tch (Yeah)
Couple dykes on my di*k, couple dykes on my di*k (What?)
She don't want me now but she gon' f*ck me when I'm rich (Brr)
Couple dykes on my di*k, couple dykes on my di*k (Huh)

[Verse 1: damienfarron]
I like dykes and they like me (They do)
Pretty white boy with the di*k so big (So big)
She say that she gay but she call me sexy (Yeah)
I just sent her home like, "See you next week!" (Ba-bye!)
Spray that bih with jizz like I'm watering them house plants (Pshh)
If she need a refill, she gon' show me where that mouth at (What it do?)
Tell me she like girls, I tell that bih to throw that ass back (Yah, yah)
pus*y so wet, I get aquarium flashbacks (Ouu)
[Pre-Hook: damienfarron]
Goth girls top me while I'm breaking down the spliff (Yuh)
Couple dykes on my di*k, couple dykes on my di*k (Huh)
Black eye shadow and the tights with the rips
Couple dykes on my di*k, couple dykes on my di*k (Yah, yah, aye)

[Hook: damienfarron]
Goth girls top me while I'm breaking down the spliff (Huh)
Couple dykes on my di*k, couple dykes on my di*k (My di*k, my di–)
Black eye shadow and the tights with the rips (Okay)
Couple dykes on my di*k, couple dykes on my di*k (What?)
Movie night, every night, I cuddle with your b*tch (Yeah)
Couple dykes on my di*k, couple dykes on my di*k (What?)
She don't want me now but she gon' f*ck me when I'm rich (Brr)
Couple dykes on my di*k, couple dykes on my di*k (Huh)

[Interlude: NIKHEDONIA]
Yeah, yeah, NIKI
Skrrt, skrrt, yeah
Ha
Aye, yeah, aye, yeah
Bridal styled your girl, then I dropped her in my ice
Put some rice on that b*tch, put some rice on that b*tch
Popped a jagged little pill, now I'm feeling a'ight (Ehh)
She acts nice when I'm stiff, she acts nice when I'm stiff (Ehh-uhh)
[Verse 2: NIKHEDONIA]
I feel like the reaper when the goth girls call me, "Papa" (Daddy)
We was playing Overwatch and then she let me tap her (Ouu)
Rolling up and getting stoned, high like Mick Jagger
Do not hit me up unless you look like Robin Daggers
If I catch you simping, I'ma send you to the gulags
Keep away from Zelika, no cucks go near my poontang
If I see you on the streets then you might catch a few hands
Point the yoppa at your teeth and leave you with a huge gap
Grah, grah, grah, grah, grah-grah, grah-grah
Tooly getting warmer like rrra-ta-ta-ta
Dykes on my di*k while I'm letting off the shots
Dykes on my di*k and my weenie get hard, yuh

[Pre-Hook: damienfarron with NIKHEDONIA]
Goth girls top me while I'm breaking down the spliff
Couple dykes on my di*k, couple dykes on my di*k
Black eye shadow and the tights with the rips
Couple dykes on my di*k, couple dykes on my di*k

[Hook: damienfarron & NIKHEDONIA]
Goth girls top me while I'm breaking down the spliff (Huh)
Couple dykes on my di*k, couple dykes on my di*k (My di*k, my di–)
Black eye shadow and the tights with the rips (Woo)
Couple dykes on my di*k, couple dykes on my di*k (Skrrt)
Movie night, every night, I cuddle with your b*tch (With yo' b*tch)
Couple dykes on my di*k, couple dykes on my di*k (My di*k, my di–)
She don't want me now but she gon' f*ck me when I'm rich (Aye)
Couple dykes on my di*k, couple dykes on my di*k (Yuh, yuh, yuh)