Hardcore Casual Gaming Rap lyrics

[intro]
Motherf*ckers callin me casual cause I play Angry Birds
I just spent six hours trying to three star that level
Ain't nothin casual about it
I'll kill you
[end intro]

[Chorus]
IPhones, b*tch
Board games, b*tch
Kinect, Wii Fit, touchscreen, b*tch
Zenga, b*tch
Farmville, b*tch
And Words With Friends
IPads, b*tch
[end Chorus]

[Murph]
I love to share games with my friends on Facebook
I tried Bejeweled Blitz; sh*t - now I'm so hooked

[Patrick]
But IMHO Farmville is the best
b*tch check your inbox I sent you a request (b*tch!)

[Murph]
I just got the Kinect yo that sh*t's so rad
My body's a controller I don't need a D-Pad
[Patrick]
Yo, I tried Dance Central now my moves so smooth
And when I play with my nephew little b*tch gets schooled

[Murph]
Myyyy PC's old as sh*t but it still runs the Sims 2
I am such a pimp Sim b*tches give me Woo-hoo

[Patrick]
Yo, games might be caj' but I play 'em hardcore
You let me hold your phone, already beat your high score

[Murph]
Talk sh*t motherf*cker? You just sit on the couch (ha-ha)
I get my game on at the bank while I check my account

[Patrick]
And you can keep your big titles

[Murph]
Cause I'd rather keep the cost low

[Patrick]
Apps so cheap

[Murph]
Wallets bulk like Costco
[Chorus]
Wii Sports, b*tch
Madden, b*tch
Motion controllers, hand held, b*tch
Flash games, b*tch
The Sims, b*tch
And Cut the Rope Martian, b*tch

If you're a real Fruit Ninja wave your sword in the air
Then chop some f*ckin produce like you just don't care

[Murph]
(oooh) I use the Mariocart Wheel
Controllers more precise just like that motion control feel

[Patrick]
Y'all should invite me cause my body's so swole
Wii Zumba's got me lookin like a Twilight werewolf (Jacob)

[Murph]
You don't stand a chance so don't join in my Wii Bowling lane
Or you'll see God like Kurt Cameron after Growing Pains

[Patrick]
Trying to finger print me but my fingertips disintegrated
Too much Angry Birds got the evidence obliterated
[Murph]
Oh great I am constipated
No sarcasm I'm elated
Time for me to three star rate it
f*ck TV's they're overrated

[other]
Touchscreen warrior, game with my fingertips
Cutting that rope while I squeeze out a fat sh*t

[Murph]
IPad smudgie but it's not like my game scratch
Y'all need a new disc, I need Windex

[Chorus]
Scribblenaughts, b*tches
Doodle Jump, b*tches
Social games, fat apps, iTunes b*tches
Party games, b*tches
Exercise, b*tches
Can I get a 'f*ck Yes!' for Tiny Wings, b*tches?

[Murph]
Swearwords!