f*ck You, England lyrics

[Intro]
Hey there England, it's old Uncle Sam
We fought together in Europe, Iraq, and Japan
Our relationship is special, and that's a fact
But one day a year, we forget all of that

[Verse]
f*ck you England, it's the Fourth of July
When our wee baby nation gave you a black eye
f*ck butter on your sandwiches, f*ck your spelling, too
'Cause when it comes to honor, there's no room for "u"

[Rap]
f*ck the way you think biscuits are more like cookies than scones
f*ck philosophers, yeah, it was the Sorcerer's Stone
f*ck your weak defences, 'cause it's spelled "defense"
Your pounds make shillings, but our dollars make sense
(Actually, we do accept the Euro now --)

[Refrain]
July Fourth is the day
When we stand up and say
f*ck you, England, f*ck you, f*ck you

[Rap]
f*ck the neon bright green you put on your cops
f*ck you, period, not full stop
f*ck your license plates, they're way too long
You don't drive on the right, and that's just wrong
Who flips down a switch to turn on a light?
It's the red, white, and blue, not the blue, red, and white
f*ck your The Office, it was only two seasons
f*ck these things you call "muffins" for some stupid reason
(Actually, English muffins are far more popular in the Uni --)
[Refrain]
July Fourth is the day
We stand up and say hey
f*ck you, England, f*ck you, f*ck you

[Rap]
f*ck your 'quotation' marks, they're half as "great"
And don't put days before months when you're writing the date
f*ck the f*cked-up way you name your candy bars
What we call Milky Ways, you f*ckers call Mars
You're awful proud of British TV
But in the U.S., we've got the BBC (America)
f*ck your f*ckin' use of the Celsius scale
f*ck your whole f*ckin' country from Scotland to Wales
(Actually, Scotland and Wales are separate countries --)

[Refrain]
July Fourth is the day
For the U S of A
To shout, "f*ck you, England, f*ck you, f*ck you!"