Adventure Crime! lyrics

[Intro: MaxiPad]
Maxi, can you eat my ass? f*ck, uh
Yo can someone turn that off? Xet? Doink?
O-okay, never mind
Ayy (I love the name Maxi)

[Verse 1: MaxiPad]
They thought I was dead but that sh*t was a scandal
I sucked on her toes, put her socks on the mantle
I ate on her booty they call me a cannibal
Didn't pull out, now she look like a camel
Her pus*y is hairy I called it a Wookiee
And b*tch I go hard but she call me a rookie
Just like I'm [?], I take a lookie
Your b*tch in my kitchen she whippin' up cookies
You think that I'm crazy, I'm just actin' stupid
Your b*tch fell in love like my middle name's Cupid
PK Fire on your ass, call me Lucas
They said I can't make but I might just do it
It's Maxi and Zxgger we do the maneuver
And Lanno, he might just pull up on a scooter
She wanted my baby but sorry I'm neutered
She said she was pregnant but I didn't do her

[Bridge: Xetonyl]
Dude Maxi is so f*ckin'
Dude dude
It's like, it's like all homo
Like he's sick as sh*t
You know what the f*ck it is
Big 14, big n*gga gang, on gang
Ma— Oh my god I love you Maxi
Ayy
[Verse 2: Xetonyl]
Hippity hoppity, you're not my property
I be strokin’ c*cks, yeah, that sh*t is some pottery
Take my virginity, she not even into me
Play that b*tch heart like it's Disney Infinity
Maxi's my dad, dress him in plaid
Hittin' that b*tch while her head's in a bag
R-r-r-rapin' on Maxi 'cause he lovin' my c*ck
And he lick on my foreskin I'm hard like a rock
My peepee be bigger, I'm pullin' the trigger
I'm f*ckin' with Maxi, that dude is my (n*gga)
f*ckin' a b*tch that I don't even know
Hold up b*tch, you're kind of slow (b*tch!)
Been eating bootyhole since I was four
And I'm kissing these dudes that you know I adore
My parents so mad and they take down my door
And I'm slamming that b*tch, but that b*tch was a four

[Bridge: Xetonyl]
FCD 3? I, I don't know
November, coming soon

[Verse 3: Lil Doink]
B-b-b-b*tch I'm Lil Doink, but you already know that
I made a disstrack on [?], what a throwback
I got a girl and she thick and she throw it back
Got a big b*tch so I look like a lumberjack
Gotta get paper, I'm chasin' my bread
Adam tote .40, hit you in the leg
I'mma get paper until I am dead
Not reppin' B's, but I'm still wearing red
f*ck the b*tch Jayla and that b*tch Penelope
Why in the f*ck did this whore have to lie to me
Lie ‘bout her age, man that sh*t is so crazy
She say “I’m sorry”, but that does not faze me
I'm a big boy and I have a high density
I'm gonna f*ck you but with some intensity
I'm not a baker but here is the recipe
I say some dumb sh*t but mean it respectfully
[Outro]
I love the name Maxi