音楽評論家 (MUSIC CRITIC) lyrics

Here, check this out, okay?
Put your hand, 'cmon, put your hand over here
Okay?
Put your finger down
Like that?
Yeah?
See?
(Ohhhh!)
Yeah, you've got a- You're playing a new-age chord now, okay?
Neat
Just like Yanni
Alright, now...
Put another finger down
Okay?
See? Now you're playing a Yanni Lick
Now hold it down for an hour...
Yeah?
Now hold it down, 'til you get a record contract from Windham Hill!
Ohhh! Hey, cool!
Servo, check it out, it's my new new-age Yanni Lick!