Love/Hate Letter To Alcohol (with Fleet Foxes) lyrics

I woke up on the ground
I guess I shoulda kept that sh*t to myself
Turns out I'm pretty good at running my mouth
But not good enough
You know when I go in it's lights out
I couldn't hear a thing 'cause the song was too loud
Last night I had 32 teeth in my mouth
Some went away...
Why'd you have to go and f*cking ruin my day?
You're the reason why I got my ass kicked
But you're the only way to drown my sadness
This is my love/hate letter out to alcohol
You're the reason why I got my ass kicked
I was laid out flat like a centerfold
Jakey and his partner drove me home
Looking in the mirror something's wrong
Let me get my dentist on the phone
Found my keys then I went back out
Someone asked me how it all went down
I remember like it's yesterday
I took a shot, took a shot, took a shot, took another shot
Fell right out my f*cking chair swinging for his eye
Then a big chrome ring flew in from the side
I thought I died...
Why'd you have to go and f*cking ruin my night?
You're the reason why I got my ass kicked
But you're the only way to drown my sadness
This is my love/hate letter out to alcohol
You're the reason why I got my ass kicked