[Hook]
Buildin', minin', gold and those diamonds
Fixing and changing, always rearranging
Growin', stackin', constant remappin'
It's the problem we all have, playing Minecraft
[Verse 1]
Choppin' down trees and picking up sticks
Got my axe and my shovel and I'm breaking up bricks
Little tricks I try, stack the blocks up high
I got all kinds of awesome floatin' up in the sky
Mom gives me sh*t, says I need some sun
But I ain't goin outside 'til this house is done
I be buildin' like a power tool
You like my swimming pool?
I be constructin' and destructin' like a ninja, fool
All blocked out like an 8-bit pimp
I got some sheep, got some cows, and I got some pigs
Buildin' like a maniac, there ain't no fakin'
When I need to eat, I'm straight makin' bacon
With the piggies that be walkin' all around my yard
Walk around like Jesus, I don't need no car
Old Mother Hubbard, she lived in a shoe
Well, f*ck that sh*t, I got a mansion, dude
[Hook]
Buildin', minin', gold and those diamonds
Fixing and changing, always rearranging
Growin', stackin', constant remappin'
It's the problem we all have, playing Minecraft
[Verse 2]
I need to find a girlfriend right quick
But the Minecraft girls have blocks for tits
I don't discriminate, I built this town
But the party don't start until the sun goes down
There's a zombie (what?)
Hey, get off me
Beat him with a stick, I wish I had a shotty
Gettin' naughty with the girls, and we ain't stoppin'
Don't bother knockin' if the blocks are rockin'
I be plantin' new trees 'til my fingers are numb
Growin' mad weed, call me Dr. Green Thumb
So come and get some, I built the Miracle Mile
And when I'm makin' new stuff, I always do it with style
Minin' for gold, always pickin' up loot
My town looks boss from an overhead view
You can join too, let's build some sh*ts
Livin' in the land of 3D 8-bit
[Hook]
Buildin', minin', gold and those diamonds
Fixing and changing, always rearranging
Growin', stackin', constant remappin'
It's the problem we all have, playing Minecraft
[Verse 3]
Playin' Minecraft makes me laugh
I'll toss your ass off the roof and now you're taking a bath
I built a path, that leads to nothing at all
I built a tower like a p*nis, 100 feet tall
TNT, I'm super dynamite
But Creepers try to creep and that's alright
I be bringin' the fight with crafty little tricks
Put an axe in your dome and straight beat you with sticks
Better than NASA, I'm an engineer pro
Dance all crunk like a drunken LEGO
Drinkin' hella Mountain Dew so I can stay up late
And harvest some rocks so I can build me a gate
But wait, I need a break, I be wastin' my day
Straight wastin' away, 'cause I continue to play
And they say this game is beyond addictive
And they're damn right, I gotta get my fix in
[Hook]
Buildin', minin', gold and those diamonds
Fixing and changing, always rearranging
Growin', stackin', constant remappin'
It's the problem we all have, playing Minecraft
[Outro]
Playing Minecraft (4x)