Caught Up In Garden Warfare lyrics

[Intro]
Ladies and gentlemen
Prepare yourselves for the ultimate post-apocalyptic showdown
Um, uh, excuse me, can we change it up a little bit?

[Foot Soldier Zombie]
Zombie soldier is reporting for duty
Camouflage on, cuz it's gonna be a doozy
The plants have struck, now we gotta take em on
Take a big whiff of my super stink bomb

[Sunflower]
Talk about stink, you smell like death
You gotta go green if you wanna be the best
See, I'm a sunflower, and with my sun power
All I need's a little light to make a laser gun outta

[Scientist Zombie]
I'm the token undead scientist
Keeping my fellow zombies all alive as sh*t
Haha! A logical paradox
Now watch for my dolphin shotgun shots

[Chomper]
What happens when a zombie doctor
Comes face to face with a hungry chomper?
(Lunchtime!) I'll put you where my teeth is
You undead geeks can rest in pieces
[Hook]
Whoa, oh-oh-oh no
Caught up in Garden Warfare
Whoa, oh-oh-oh no
And I could not be more scared
Whoa, oh-oh-oh no
Caught up in Garden Warfare
Whoa, oh-oh-oh no

[Peashooter]
Better eat your veggies every single day
Open up wide (puda-puda-puda, yay!)
Sorry that you died, I didn't mean to
Have a couple more peas with a chili bean too

[All-Star Zombie]
I was on varsity for four straight years
After I tackle you, hear the ringing in your ears
Dropping imp punts like volcanic eruptions
All I care about is organic destruction

[Cactus]
Proudly as cacti we stand
You know you want a taste of my ice cream hands
Don't touch my needles or they'll make you cry
Watch your step (POW), potato mine
[Engineer Zombie]
Attention: undead revenge is here
Presented to you by the engineer
I'm coming at you with a jackhammer attack
Plus you can see half of my fat-ass crack (sorry)

[Hook]
Whoa, oh-oh-oh no
Caught up in Garden Warfare
Whoa, oh-oh-oh no
And I could not be more scared
Whoa, oh-oh-oh no
Caught up in Garden Warfare
Whoa, oh-oh-oh no

[JT Machinima]
Oh my God, they keep killing everything around
Nobody left throughout the town
I can't believe what's going down
Wait, did you just hear that sound?
Can't decide which is worse
Hate those leafy evil j*rks
Zombies ate up my neighbours
And soon it's gonna be my turn!

[Chomper]
Mmm, delicious!
[Foot Soldier Zombie]
I was gonna eat him!

[Chomper]
Sorry, b*tches
Got my mind on my hungry
Hungry on my mind

[Foot Soldier Zombie]
Well, the next human being we see is mine!

[Cactus]
Sounds to me like a little zombie's mad

[Engineer Zombie]
The desert called and they want you back

[Sunflower]
Zombies, they're all the same to me
I've seen enough of 'em on AMC

[All-Star Zombie]
I'll pluck your petals and tell you who loves me

[Sunflower]
Only a mother could love something ugly

[Peashooter]
Ha-ha, yeah, or your dad too

[Scientist Zombie]
Oh, I'm sorry, did someone ask you?

(Arguing)

[Chomper]
The fatter they are, the better they taste

[Hook]
Whoa, oh-oh-oh no
Caught up in Garden Warfare
Whoa, oh-oh-oh no
And I could not be more scared
Whoa, oh-oh-oh no
Caught up in Garden Warfare
Whoa, oh-oh-oh