Meet the Heavy (Script) lyrics
by Valve
Heavy: I am Heavy Weapons Guy... and this, is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds.
[Heavy laughs]
Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright... Who touched my gun?
Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... [Heavy sniffs] maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet
[Heavy guns down the BLU team with his minigun while the Team Fortress 2 theme plays]
Heavy: Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"
Heavy: Heheh, cry some morе.