We Need a Bigger Dumpster (Audiotree Far Out) lyrics

Coffee from the bank
Fritos isn't free
I only want to be with other people like me

Advil, Tylenol
There is no relief
I only want to be with other people like me

Let's just assume, for the sake of argument
That Chapstick causes chapped lips
And sunscreen causes sunburns
And music causes hearing loss
And bottled water makes you thirsty
And I am just a cat watching another cat on TV

I lit a match
I threw it in the trash
I tossed it all in the dumpster
The dumpster fire got bigger
Now we need a biggеr dumpster and a book of matches

Everything is finе
Everything is fine
Everything is fine

I caught a cold
I coughed on all my friends
Now everyone is coughing on everybody else
And we're coughing on our doctors and our doctors cough out:
"Everything is fine!
Everything is fine!
Everything is fine!"
I crossed the street against the light
It backed up all the traffic
The drivers start to get out and confront me in the intersection
They are screaming:
"Everything is fine!
Everything is fine!
Everything is fine!"

Doing improv
Coffee, juice or tea?
I only wanna be with other people like me

Seal Team 6 is here saging everything
I only wanna be with other people like me

Let's just assume, for the sake of argument
That Chapstick causes chapped lips
And sunscreen causes sunburns
And music causes hearing loss
And bottled water makes you thirsty
And I am just a dog watching another dog on TV

I lit a match
I threw it in the trash
I tossed it all in the dumpster
The dumpster fire got bigger
Now we need a bigger dumpster and a book of matches
Everything is fine
Everything is fine
Everything is fine

I caught a cold
I coughed on all my friends
Now everyone is coughing on everybody else
And we're coughing on our doctors and our doctors cough out:
"Everything is fine!
Everything is fine!
Everything is fine!"

I crossed the street against the light
It backed up all the traffic
The drivers start to get out and confront me in the intersection
They are screaming:
"Everything is fine!
Everything is fine!
Everything is fine!"

Everything is fine
Everything is fine
Everything is fine

I lit a match
I threw it in the trash
I tossed it all in the dumpster
The dumpster fire got bigger
Now we need a bigger dumpster and a book of matches
I caught a cold
I coughed on all my friends
Now everyone is coughing on everybody else
And we're coughing on our doctors and our doctors cough out:
"Everything is fine!
Everything is fine!
Everything is fine!"

I crossed the street against the light
It backed up all the traffic
The drivers start to get out and confront me in the intersection
They are screaming:
"Everything is fine!
Everything is fine!
Everything is—"