[Intro]
Hey guys, Johnny here
[Verse 1]
Other day we had one little f*ckin' storm
Tree falls in the middle of the f*ckin' road
And I run into it
Completely totalling my car
A 2001
Mint condition
Buick citric
[Pre Hook 1]
Mint condition
Buick citric
Mint condition
Buick citric
With at least
3,000 f*ckin' dollars
Mint condition
Mint condition
So I say
[Hook]
f*ck you trees
f*ck the trees
f*ck you trees
Burn em all
f*ck you trees
f*ck the trees
Roast marshmellows
Over the burning corpses
f*ck you trees
f*ck the trees
f*ck you trees
Burn em all
f*ck you trees
f*ck the trees
Roast marshmellows
Over the burning corpses
f*ck you trees
f*ck the trees
f*ck you trees
Burn em all
f*ck you trees
f*ck the trees
Roast marshmellows
Over the burning corpses
f*ck you trees
f*ck the trees
f*ck you trees
Burn em all
f*ck you trees
f*ck the trees
Roast marshmellows
Over the burning corpses
[Verse 2]
Talking about the campers
That are going around acting like some kind of tree
You're not a f*ckin' tree
The other day my buddy Steve calls me and goes
"Hey, you need to come and check out my tree"
I say "I can't wait buddy
I'll be over there in a moment"
[Pre-Hook 2]
I drive over and there and go
Hey this isn't no god damn tree
That's a f*ckin' truck
That's a f*ckin' truck
So I said f*ck off Steve
I never wanna talk to you again
And I'm f*ckin' tired of these trees
f*ck off Steve
So I say
[Hook] x2
f*ck you trees
f*ck the trees
f*ck you trees
Burn em all
f*ck you trees
f*ck the trees
Roast marshmellows
Over the burning corpses
f*ck you trees
f*ck the trees
f*ck you trees
Burn em all
f*ck you trees
f*ck the trees
Roast marshmellows
Over the burning corpses
f*ck you trees
f*ck the trees
f*ck you trees
Burn em all
f*ck you trees
f*ck the trees
Roast marshmellows
Over the burning corpses
f*ck you trees
f*ck the trees
f*ck you trees
Burn em all
f*ck you trees
f*ck the trees
Roast marshmellows
Over the burning corpses
[Outro]
And all you tree huggers out there can suck my di*k if you got a problem with it