f*ck a Dog lyrics

[Verse 1: Tom DeLonge & Mark Hoppus]
I wanna f*ck a dog in the ass, he wants to
f*ck a dog in the ass, I wanna f*ck a dog, that's right kids
I tried to f*ck your mom in the ass, tried to f*ck your dad in the ass
Could only find the dog and his ass

[Chorus: Tom DeLonge & Mark Hoppus]
We wanna f*ck a dog in the ass, we wanna
f*ck a dog in the ass, we wanna f*ck a dog

[Verse 2: Tom DeLonge & Mark Hoppus]
I tried to f*ck a f*cking pirate in the ass, arr, me and me
First mate, ya scurvy cur! Tried to f*ck a f*cking pirate
But I found the dog, arr, that was no pirate, man
That was thy own sister! (It's a Mexican pirate)

[Chorus Tom DeLonge & Mark Hoppus]
We wanna f*ck a dog in the ass, we wanna
f*ck a dog in the ass, wanna f*ck a f*cking dog

[Outro: Tom DeLonge]
f*ck you!