Kissing Bandit lyrics

[Chorus]
b*tches never b*tches, 'cause they're never freaks
'Cause they're never hoes seven days a week
b*tches never b*tches, 'cause they're never freaks
'Cause they're never hoes seven days a week

[Verse 1]
b*tches like n*ggas to dog them out
So I'm here to let you know what they're all about
Don't hesitate to smack her, she likes when you mack her
Play the Romeo role and she'll crush you like crackers
Nine days nights don't come twice
You get two for one at the same price
You gotta stay in control and on top
Or get dropped like potatoes
And here's how to be a real player
Mack on your ho, you've got to mack on your ho
You've got to dog out and beat up and smack on your ho
b*tch ain't nothing but meat on a stick
Only job in life is to please a di*k
Don't ever let her forget that you run sh*t
And if she get out of line, that ass going to get kicked
Players got hoes for every day of the week
All under control and all like to freak
b*tch ain't nothing but nasty, sleazy
Neighborhood skeezy, way to easy
Be my ho and I'll be your pimp
Cool n*ggas strut, the lame a limp
Better make me money seven day's a week
And if somebody ask, you my freak
Because
[Chorus]
b*tches never b*tches, 'cause they're never freaks
'Cause they're never hoes seven days a week
b*tches never b*tches, 'cause they're never freaks
'Cause they're never hoes seven days a week

[Verse 2]
Yellow freaks like black di*k daddy
So pull down your panties and show me that fanny
Your girl's a ho but still you claim her
Wild as a beast only I can tame her
She told me herself she liked the di*k I threw
Hit the pus*y so hard turned her ass black and blue
Add another to my collection, her n*gga was weak
Trying to fall in love, sucker with a stone cold freak
b*tches don't like that, that's why you mack on 'em
Kick them and punch 'em and beat them and smack on 'em
All day, all night till they do you right
'Cause a n*gga like me'll just f*ck your wife
For nothin' and nuttin' in her ass is my pleasure
Leave a dirty ass rubber in your room on your dresser
That's my trademark, I broke your wife's heart
But none of this would have happened if you macked from the start
'Cause

[Chorus]
b*tches never b*tches, 'cause they're never freaks
'Cause they're never hoes seven days a week
b*tches never b*tches, 'cause they're never freaks
'Cause they're never hoes seven days a week
[Verse 3]
I'm the f*ckin' kissing bandit in your neighborhood
I f*ck your wife like she wish you would
When you come in, I leave out
I even got my set of keys to your house
She said I was the only man who made her c*m right
While you were out cheatin' I was f*ckin' her all night
No shame to my game, f*ck dame after dame
You was loving her one night and she called you my name
See I dont give a f*ck about your wife, you see
She ain't cheatin' on me, I'm the Ban-D-I-T
Who can resist, no ho can resist
'Cause I'm the f*ckin' Kissin' Bandit and my di*k is priceless
I might be your foe, I might be your boy
I know I f*cked your ho and I brought her much joy
'Cause

[Chorus]
b*tches never b*tches, 'cause they're never freaks
'Cause they're never hoes seven days a week
b*tches never b*tches, 'cause they're never freaks
'Cause they're never hoes seven days a week

[Verse 4]
I'm makin' b*tches c*m like rainy days
One wet pus*y f*cked a hundred ways
In less than an hour b*tch is loving the thought of me
Her pus*y so watery, I guess I ought to be
On my way, before I leave you say
I bring you joy and you wish I'd stay
But I can't, I got to roll, my job is done
Leave a rubber in your toilet full of c*m
I'm the K-I-S-S-B-A-N-D-I-T
f*cking n*gga's b*tches is my f*cking hobby
I leave it all sloppy like a beat up jalopy
And my style of f*cking, your man can't copy
Having wet dreams scream, be a dream for Esham
Today it felt like rain, I made your ho c*m
To sum it all up I'm a bad motherf*cker
Turning innocent girls into freaky di*k suckers
Today it's all loose and you dont understand it
Your girl got f*cked by the Kissing Bandit
[Chorus]
b*tches never b*tches, 'cause they're never freaks
'Cause they're never hoes seven days a week
b*tches never b*tches, 'cause they're never freaks
'Cause they're never hoes seven days a week