Welcome to thy Show lyrics

[Intro]
f*ck you!
Uh! *Slaps*
Aah!

[Verse 1: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
Well hello boys and girls come on in see the show
Its the mystical, magical, great dark carnival
Don't bother lookin' for parkin' get rid of it
It ain't like you ever comin' back ya f*ckin' idiot
The carnival emerges only when you bout to die
And right now muthaf*cka you bout dead in the sky
So come and put your soul up on the murder go round
And we'll strap you down and spin you into oblivion
I got a spike for yo neck with my ninja blowgun
Because I be the jugga-lugga don dada lada shogun
I swing my sword down and split you in two
Before you even fall I b*tch smack both of you
Welcome to our carnival, Fifty thousand juggalos
Freaks and weirdos and killas at our shows
I'm just glad we down with 'em, hate to be y'all
And have a juggalo shatter my skull for the carnival

[Chorus]
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, b*tch BOY YOU DEAD!
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD!
[Interlude]
f*ck you if you don't like it!

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J]
Welcome to my exhibit, I be the Shaggs
Sit back and enjoy, relax ya nipples and nutbags
There's only Juggalos here, ya know what we about
Swingin' hatchets, Faygo, and a di*k in ya mouth!
So they call us a circus, we accept the role
We've been sayin that its comin' for like ten years or so
And everywhere that we go from Alaska to Spain
I'm seein' Juggalos dancin' in a Faygo rain
Some of those at our shows feel a carnival high
I see em jump on the stage and float off into the sky
They ain't never comin' back the carnival has been found
And all we can do is dream about 'em smokin' 'em down
I got love for dead people and I hope to die
I got neden waitin' on me up in Shangri-La
But if ya really wanna see the f*ckin' devil's exhibit
The sh*t is called "HELL'S PIT" run out and get it

[Chorus]
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, b*tch BOY! YOU DEAD!
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD!
[Interlude]
Uh! (Uh!) Axe! Juggalos says

[Hook]
When it's yo time, death is near, step right up on over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, it's that carnival paradise
When it's yo time, death is near, step right up on over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, it's that carnival paradise

[Chorus]
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, it's that carnival paradise
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, it's that carnival paradise

[Interlude]
Get f*cked up! f*ck outta here if you don't like it!

[Hook]
When it's yo time, death is near, step right up on over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, it's that carnival paradise
When it's yo time, death is near, step right up on over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, it's that carnival paradise