I Love My Girl... But lyrics

[Intro: Esham, Steve-O]
Violent J, Steve-O
Something you never thought you would see though
You can believe it though
They got something to tell the people
That's right people, of the universe, this is a love song
Let's f*ckin' go

[Verse 1: Steve-O]
I got a lady she's right for me
We live together in harmony
I love this woman, she's fly as can be
I say she's the one, I don't say it lightly
I tell you I could go on and on
We never f*cked once with a condom on
The love wе have is a phenomenon
I got lots to tеll you in this song
She don't give a f*ck about hygiene
She sniffs my balls when they're far from clean
*record scratch* I'm not even kidding
She literally loves the smell of my sweaty nut sack, hahahaha
And sure enough I got her that ring
But I gotta tell you there's just one thing
Like Doctor Jekyll and the Mister Hyde
There comes a point when she leaves my side
A demon possesses my future bride
And it's all because the crimson tide
[Chorus: Violent J, Steve-O]
I don't wanna die, I don't wanna cry
I don't wanna scream when she go gremlin
Who you got inside? f*ckin' Mr. Hyde?
I don't wanna scream when she go gremlin
One week a month, my girl is a c*nt when she go gremlin
One week a month, my girl is a c*nt when she go gremlin

[Interlude: Steve-O]
It really is a f*ckin' drag
What she turns into when she's on the rag
Aw man help me out, Violent J

[Verse 2: Violent J]
Yo, I think I f*ckin' love her warmth when I hug her
She put the chub in a scrub little bugger
I slapped the f*ck outta thug tryna mug her
I stretch her neden out like it's rubber
She my angel even though I'm strange, yo
Still, she give me brains in the Range Ro'
Even let me f*ck her friends, she deranged, yo
I hope she never change though
She my boo boo, everything that she do cool
Bullet train through my heart, no choo choo
Straight blew through with her voodoo
Ooh me I oooh
She sweet, the cutest can't be disputed
Keep my di*k hard as Judas Priest music
Week one, two, three coolness
But once a month, ooh the b*tch gremlin
[Chorus: Violent J, Steve-O]
I don't wanna die, I don't wanna cry
I don't wanna scream when she go gremlin
Who you got inside? f*ckin' Mr. Hyde?
I don't wanna scream when she go gremlin
One week a month, my girl is a c*nt when she go gremlin
One week a month, my girl is a c*nt when she go gremlin

[Interlude: Steve-O]
But what am I gonna do about, J?
I'll tell you what, nothing!
Because she's my buttercup
I love her, but

[Verse 3: Violent J, Steve-O, Violent J & Steve-O]
I don't like the wicked pain
She's a migraine in my brain
Swear to God my chick's insane
But damn she worth it
Sometimes she loses control
Like being locked in Satan's hole
But still I love this b*tch's soul
'Cause damn she worth it

[Chorus: Violent J, Steve-O]
I don't wanna die, I don't wanna cry
I don't wanna scream when she go gremlin
Who you got inside? f*ckin' Mr. Hyde?
I don't wanna scream when she go gremlin
One week a month, my girl is a c*nt when she go gremlin
One week a month, my girl is a c*nt when she go gremlin
[Outro: Lux Wright]
Oh my god that was better than I could ever imagined (Hahaha!)
So f*cking good, can I marry you right now?