I’m A di*k lyrics

[Verse 1: Flim Flam]
I've lied to my friends
I'll let them down
I should've told them right from the start
What I really am
Not a sausage, or frankfurter
Or bratwurst, or knockwurst
Or wiener

[Chorus: Flim Flam, Ensemble, Flim Flam & Ensemble]
I'm a di*k
(He's a di*k)
A sad, sorry di*k
(Sad, sorry di*k)
A di*k unworthy of forgiveness
(Forgiveness)
c*ck be my witness
(c*ck)
I'm a di*k
(I'm a di*k, I'm a di*k)

[Verse 2: Flim Flam, Ensemble, Flim Flam & Ensemble]
And i should have
Been honest from the get-go
But I couldn't
Accept the truth
It hit like a low blow
And though the lie worked so flawlessly
I'm sorry for erecting this fallacy
[Chorus: Flim Flam, Ensemble, Flim Flam & Ensemble]
I'm a di*k
(He's a di*k)
A sad, sorry di*k
(Sad, sorry di*k)
I'm Flim Flam!
The sausage
No!
The p*nis
Man
(Flim Flam the sausage man
Do you hear the)
Hear the
p*nis man