Sausage (Wizard of Friendship) lyrics

[Verse 1: Alex, Keith, Alex & Keith]
I went to a party
Was a barbecue
The music was banging
And the ladies were too
I went to the grill to a take a peek at the meat
There was the ugliest brat that I've ever seen
It was flat on the left
And rounded on the right
And when we knew what it was, it really gave us a fright

[Chorus: Lewberger, Flim Flam, & Ensemble]
That sausage is a roasted di*k
Sausage is a roasted di*k
If you eat it, gonna make you sick
Sausage is a roasted di*k
Sausage, sausage is a roasted di*k

[Verse 2: Alex, Keith, Alex & Keith]
Well I went to the chef to see if it was a mistake
She looked me in the eyes and asked if I'd like a plate
I said I would not like that sausage there
That used to be inside of someone's underwear
It used to reside in between two thighs
I've never seen a sausage come circ*mcised
[Chorus: Lewberger, Flim Flam, & Ensemble, Hughie]
That sausage is a roasted di*k
Sausage is a roasted di*k
If you eat it, gonna make you sick
Sausage is a roasted di*k
Sausage, sausage is a roasted di*k
Sausage is a roasted di*k
Sausage is a roasted di*k
If you eat it, gonna make you sick
Sausage is a roasted di*k
Sausage, sausage is a roasted di*k
(spoken)
Flim Flam!

[Bridge: Lewberger, Lewberger, Flim Flam & Ensemble]
(sung)
What's that sausage?
A roasted di*k!
What's that sausage?
A roasted di*k!
What's that sausage?
A roasted di*k!
What's that sausage?
A roasted di*k!
What's that sausage?
A roasted di*k!
That sausage is a roasted di*k
[Chorus: Lewberger, Keith, Flim Flam & Ensemble]
Sausage is a roasted di*k
Sausage is a roasted di*k
If you eat it, gonna make you sick
Sausage is a roasted di*k
Sausage, sausage is a roasted di*k
(Everybody, keep singing)
Sausage is a roasted di*k
(Alright, we've gotta get those heart pieces)
Sausage is a roasted di*k
(And get them back in the wizard)
If you eat it, gonna make you sick
(Hughie, Alex, [?])
Sausage is a roasted di*k
(We got this)
Sausage, sausage is a roasted di*k
(Ok, everybody, here we go)

[Outro: Lewberger, Flim Flam, Wizard of Friendship, & Ensemble, Wizard of Friendship]
Sausage
Sausage is a roasted
(spoken)
(You did it!)
(sung)
di*k
Woah!