Have An Eggroll, Mr. Goldstone lyrics

[ROSE]
Have an eggroll, Mr. Goldstone
Have a napkin, have a chopstick, have a chair!
Have a spare rib, Mr. Goldstone
Any sparerib that I can spare, I'll be glad to share

Have a dish, have a fork
Have a fish, have a pork
Put your feet up, feel at home
Have a smoke, have a coke
Would you like to hear a joke?
I'll have June recite a poem!

Have a lychee, Mr. Goldstone
Tell me any little thing that I can do
Ginger peachy, Mr. Goldstone
Have a kumquat, have two!

Everybody give a cheer
Santa Claus is sitting hеre
Mr. Goldstone, I love you!

[COMPANY]
(mumbling)

[ROSE]
Havе a Goldstone, Mr. Eggroll
Tell me any little thing that I can do
Have some fried rice, Mr. Soy Sauce
Have a cookie, have a few!
What's the matter, Mr. G?
Have another pot of tea
Mr. Goldstone, I love you!

There are good stones, and bad stones
And curb stones, and Gladstones

[HERBIE]
And touch stones and such stones as them
There are big stones and small stones

[ROSE, ROSE & HERBIE]
And grind stones and gallstones
But Goldstone is a gem

[COMPANY]
There milestones, there are millstones
There's a cherry, there's a yellow
There's a blue
But we don't want any old stone
Only Goldstone will do

Moon-stone, sun-stone
We all scream for one stone
Mr. Goldstone, we want you!
(spoken)
Goldstone!