Men R Trash (Extended Version) lyrics

[NANCY]
You and me, thought that we
Were the reason that we
Could never find love

[OLIVER]
All along, thought that we
Constantly were the ones
Who were messing it up

[BOTH]
Thought we were the one and only
Reason we're desperately lonely
Oh!
How could we be so wrong?
Can't believe we didn't see
What's obvious to both of us now!

[ARTIE]
Can't believe they didn't see the signs

[ALL]
Painfully so plain to see
We should'vе known we're still alone
Bеcause…
Men are trash
Let’s throw 'em in the bin
The only rationale for the solo state we're in
Is men are trash!
If I forget 'em
You can bet I'm better off
Bet all my cash
So why am I single?
Oh? 'Cause
Men are trash!
Oh!
So you better dump, dump, dump!
Men are trash!
Go!
Take 'em to the dump, dump, dump!
Men are trash!
Oh!
So you better dump, dump, dump!
Men are trash!
Go!
Take 'em to the dump, dump, dump!
[NANCY]
You and me, stupidly thought that we
Really needed to have a lover

[OLIVER]
We're complete on our own
‘Cause we're grown, we don’t need
Significant others
From now on
We're ridin' solo
Basically Jason Derulo
(J, J, J, J, J, ah)
We're better on our own!

[BOTH]
Can't believe the world's convinced us
We were two depressing spinsters
Ha
(Now they know they're better off alone)
We're independent, don't need men

[NANCY]
Don't want ya!
[OLIVER]
See ya!
[BOTH]
'Cause we realized
[ALL]
Men are trash! (Oh)
Let’s throw 'em in the bin!
The only rationale for the solo state we're in
Is men are trash!
Yeah, they're litter, only litter
We're all alone, I'm unattached!
So why am I single?
Oh? 'Cause
Men are trash!
Oh!
So you better dump, dump, dump!
Men are trash!
Go!
Take ‘em to the dump, dump, dump!
Men are trash!
Oh!
So you better dump, dump, dump!
Men are trash!
Go!
Take ‘em to the dump, dump, dump!

[OLIVER, spoken]
Now please, welcome to the stage
As we do every show
[NANCY, spoken]
From the Broadway revival cast of
Oliver exclamation mark

[BOTH]
It's Patti Lupone!

[ENSEMBLE CHEERING]

[Patti Lupone]
That's right! It's me, Patti Lupone
Now listen up Garrick
When I say, "Men are"
You say, "Trash"
Men are

[ALL]
Trash!

[Patti Lupone]
Men are

[ALL]
Trash!

[Patti Lupone]
You can do better than that!

[Patti Lupone]
Men are

[ALL]
Trash!

[Patti Lupone]
Men are

[ALL]
Trash!

[Patti Lupone]
Bring it home, kids!

[ALL & Patti Lupone]
Men are trash! (Oh they're trash)
Let’s throw 'em in the bin!
The only rationale for the solo state we're in
Is men are trash!

[NANCY & OLIVER]
They're detritus
So let's just write a song about it

[Patti Lupone]
It's a smash!

[NANCY & OLIVER]
So why am I so single?

[ENSEMBLE]
Why are they so single?

[Patti Lupone]
Why are they so single?

[ALL]
Oh? 'Cause
Men are trash!