FlexTits Makes You Wet And Completely Dry lyrics

Hi, Billy Mays here
-beep-
Hi, Taylor Swift here for Sex Tape (Taylor Swift photo shows up)
Message: This video is no longer available due to copyright claim by Taylor Swift. Sorry about that /WILDEST DREAMS distorted/
Flelf
Flex Tape is an ordinary tape. Its triple-thick adhesive virtually tapes itself to the tape, instantly taping the tape
It even works underwater! Idiot
/autotune/
DAMNIT!
Flex Tape is Soup!
SuS x4
Now you can become the tape
Now you can pee in pools and spas!
Phil Swift vs Billy Mays
Phil: Superstrong!
Bill: Superstrong!
Phil: Stopping the toughest leaks!
Bill: Seals leaks instantly!
Phil: Bond!
Bill: For an everlasting bond!
Phil: Seal and repair!
Bill: Seamless repair!
Phil: Imagine anything you can do!
Bill: There's nothing you can't do...
Phil: With the power of Flex Tape
Bill: FIRE A LAZER, FIRE A LAZER!
With Flex Tape, you can instantly eat a waterproof pear
/Why is it blue?/ /Why not?/
You can stick leaky pipes up my super tight butthole
You can instantly patch large holes, so the inside is completely dry!
I sawed this boat in half
/XBOX Achievement sound/
To show you the power of the dual saw....
Ow, my crotch
I sawed this b0n3r in half!
/I'm on a boat/
You can watch an hour of Netflix inside the boat!
It creates a superstrong watertight seal! /seal sounds/
The powerful adhesive holds the boat together. OH, YEAH, DOGGY!
Bill: what the actual f*ck?
/Super-strong amount/
Flex Tape is stupid!
Bill: Flipping and flopping!
I hold the boat together with underwear and repaired with Half and Half (next to regular milk and cream)!
Here comes Superman!
Camper loop
Phil Swift's di*k can be super long, and once it's long, it's ON!
Imagine anthing you can do with a big di*k in your poophole!
/James Bond theme/
Now you can do the dishes!
/leaves you alone/
Fap Tape
Why are you still here?