Big Diesel Truck lyrics
by Fly Rich Double
[Intro: FlyRich Double]
Hold on now, put my di*k back in my drawer-hole
Son of a b*tch came out again
[Chorus: FlyRich Double & Country Bo]
Well, I got a big diesel truck
And when I crack 'er up I wake everybody up
And I don't give a f*ck, I like beef j*rky and cold beer
What the f*ck I look like drinkin' some [?]
Hold on now, moonshine and a double barrel shotgun
Sittin' on my front porch hangin' with my grandson
I'ma put my John Deere into first gear
Got my 30 off safety, 'bout to kill me a dear
[Verse 1: FlyRich Double]
I got a beer belly, and I'm real smelly
f*ck a Maserati, pull up in an old Chevy
And we reppin' road time, road time
Smokin' hot sl*t, picked her ass up, road side
And her booty so fat, I cannot stand it
Piccolo, hit her with me special beam cannon
Hit her from the back, it did a lot of damage
Made her get her ass up and fix me a sandwich
I pull up to the bank in a motherf*ckin' pickup
Hands on the counter, motherf*cker, it's a stickup
I took all the money, went and bought me some dip
44 revolver on the side of my hip
[Chorus: FlyRich Double & Country Bo]
Well, I got a big diesel truck
And when I crack 'er up I wake everybody up
And I don't give a f*ck, I like beef j*rky and cold beer
What the f*ck I look like drinkin' some [?]
Hold on now, moonshine and a double barrel shotgun
Sittin' on my front porch hangin' with my grandson
I'ma put my John Deere into first gear
Got my 30 off safety, 'bout to kill me a dear
[Verse 2: Country Bo & FlyRich Double]
Crack up the F150, goin' muddin' with the boys
Speakers on max, like it make a lot of noise
Side-by-Sides, four-wheelers, got a lot of toys
I like to drink and f*ck b*tches cause it fills me with joy
Told my wife, "Shut up, I ain't got time for some b*tchin'"
"I'm out with the boys, told you I'm goin' fishin'"
"And when I get back, you had better done them dishes"
"And you better put enough f*ckin' seasonin' on my chicken!"
Well, you can call me to [?]
Catch fish with my bare hands
My grandfather taught me how to live off the land
I don't know much about bein' a business man, hey, hey, hey
[Chorus: FlyRich Double & Country Bo]
Well, I got a big diesel truck
And when I crack 'er up I wake everybody up
And I don't give a f*ck, I like beef j*rky and cold beer
What the f*ck I look like drinkin' some [?]
Hold on now, moonshine and a double barrel shotgun
Sittin' on my front porch hangin' with my grandson
I'ma put my John Deere into first gear
Got my 30 off safety, 'bout to kill me a dear
[Outro: FlyRich Double & Country Bo]
Hold on there, Country Bo, you just dropped some hot sh*t, f*ck
Has anybody seen my lighter?