Rehearsal Session (Broken Rubber) lyrics
by Griffin and Quagmire
Quagmire: Alyssa Milano, I knew you were gonna be hot when you were nine
Peter: How about this?
Every food tastes good with melted cheese
Quagmire: I like twins unless they're Siamese
Peter: There you go, now we're jazzing
Quagmire: Don't store your condoms in your billfold
Those things don't work if they get dry and old
Peter: Broken rubber
Bro-ken rubb-er