This Waitress is Prettier Than My Wife lyrics

Together:
This waitress is prettier than my wife
I could kill my family with a knife
We'll sail around the world by ship
I'll give my whole wad as a tip
But first I'll kill my family with a knife

Quagmire:
Yes, he's gonna kill his family with a knife

Peter:
Irregardless of this waitress, I will kill them with a knife