Parents are Gross lyrics
by Griffin and Quagmire
Together:
You never should look at your mother's boobies
No matter how big and round they are
You'll end up seeing something you don't wanna
It's guaranteed to leave a mental scar
You never should look at your daddy's p*nis
When he's walkin' down the hall on Sunday morn
An acorn in a nest of twigs
And underneath two fetal pigs
It'll make you wish you weren't even born
Parents are gross, parents are gross...
Quagmire:
Parents are gross, parents are gross...