Elephant Feet lyrics

How do I get the kids at school to give me a piece of their gum whenever

I ask for it

And how do i explain to my own mom

That I'm a panromantic plant-kin with chronic anxiety

WOAH STOP

I can feel my guts drop, clean right out of my as*h*le

Just another day in paradise

Just another day in paradise

You know I've got no sympathy for anyone who takes Benadryl recreationally

How do i explain to a child that someday they're gonna die?

And what if my dad someday finally asks me why

I draw pictures of myself torturing him in Microsoft Paint and post them on the internet

THAT'S WHY LATELY
I CAN'T SLEEP

I FANCY ME A SET OF ELEPHANT FEET

THESE LEGS COULD BE SO MUCH MORE

IF ONLY THEY WERE RESTING ON A PACHYDERM'S FOUR