General Hospital lyrics
by Dan the Automator
[Skit: Announcer + Dr. Octagon]
Dr. Octagon, please come to the office, come now.
Oh, f*ck! Patient just died in room 105—cirrhosis of the eye. Nurse come in, please where are you? f*ck it—he's dead. Oh, sh*t—there's a horse in the hospital!