I Turned Another Bad Copypasta Into Another Bad Rap lyrics

[Intro: Branch]
Well, here we go again..


[Verse: Branch, Riff, Poppy, Barb, or BLUE-PINK (Poppy or Branch)]
Riff: Gomenasai, my name is Ken-sama
Branch: But your waifu? (Poppy: yeah) Poppy: She call me Dad-sama
Barb: Forever 17, your husbando dream (Branch: Woo!)
Poppy: Gaijin blood, a raging sex machine
Riff: Trainin' everyday with my katana (Poppy: shh)
Poppy: Folded edges, taste the rising sun-a
Branch: Reppin' the Kanji and Osaka dialects
Barb: Y'know my 2D b*tch, she deserves respect
Poppy: Fillin' out my Visa application
Branch: Bowing to all the elders in the U.S. nation
Riff: Wrapped in the finest silk known to man (ayy!)
BLUE-PINK: Ya better wish me luck while I'm in Japan!


[Outro: Barb or Poppy (Branch)]
Barb: Arigato, b*tch
Poppy: Hehe~!
Barb: That's "Thank you" for all you Gaijin
(Where the f*ck are his arms?)

[Skit: Back and forth between Branch and Riff]
Branch: This was a bad idea, man...
Riff: You wish~. *kisses Branch's cheek*
Branch, laughing: Riff, stop!
Riff: You're really ticklish there?
Branch: N-Not r-really