Great Moments in the Ghetto #1 lyrics

[Petey Pablo]
If you're just tunin' in
I am your host, Petey Pablo
And this is Cash Money TV
This is a segment of Great Moments in the Ghetto

In 1985, Miss Gertrude Spell, a Sunday School teacher
Tried on her white hard-bottom shoes
Realizing that the shoes were a tad bit too small
She decided to do some alterations
She cut little air vents in the front
And around the back in certain areas
Thus inventing the open-toe sandal
Thank you, Miss Gertrude Spell

This has been another Great Moment in the Ghetto
Cash Money TV, sponsored by my granddaddy
The maker of moonshine