I Hate Soft lyrics

I hate soft!
Anything that's soft that squishes
Leaves me feeling mean and vicious!
I hate soft!
I hate soft!
I hate nice!
Puffy clouds and fluffy pillows
Sleeping lambs and weeping willows
Make me mad
Nice is bad!
I hate sweet and cuddly things
Anything that's gentle
Don't give me no hearts and flowers
I ain't sentimental!
I hate soft!
So don't get in my way 'cause if you do
I will make life hard for you!