Sex Turban lyrics

by

Smosh


[Verse 1]
I bought this turban at a garage sale
And ever since then I've been an alpha male
There's just something ladies love
About a big, sexy turban
Someone better hose me down
'Cause I'm so hot, I'm burnin'

[Chorus 1: Ian, Anthony]
(Sex Turban)
It's a magical sexual hat
(Sex Turban)
I wouldn't be caught dead in that
(Sex Turban)
You put it on and all the ladies wanna sex ya
(Sex Turban)
Alright, fine. Do you have an extra?

[Verse 2]
Not everybody knows
Just how I get my hoes
(Whoa! Sexist!)
Not everybody knows
How to respectfully pursue a woman
That's better
If you wanna get a lady in your bed
Put a sex turban on your head
Sex Turban
It's a turban made of sex
Sex Turban
My ancestors were oppressed!
Sex Turban
No girl has ever touched me there
Sex Turban
Oh, Ian, can I taste your hair?

At first I didn't think
The turban magic was real
And now I'm covered in ladies
Trying to cop a feel
It was cool at first
But now I'm feeling harassed
So now I'm gonna take it off
So they stop groping my ass!

Sex Turban
It's a sex hat made of cloth
Sex Turban
You can never take it off!
Wait! What?
Death Turban
If you take it off you'll die
Dude, what the f*ck?
Death Turban
Just keep it on, don't ask why
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