Cats and Wasps lyrics

I'm allergic to cats
But I want to be their friend
It's just a matter of fact
It really depends

I'm allergic to wasps
But god, I f*cking hate them
They do nothing for no one
To love one is a sin

All these things I can't have around
If I eat seafood it'll put me in the ground
All these things I can't have around
If I eat seafood it'll kill me