Shufunomichi lyrics

Song sung in Japanese, English translation in brackets

Shufu wa semeru fujimi no gotoku semari kuru kaji ni sono mi kogash*te [Housewives/Househusbands blame, like immortals, burning themselves in approaching fires]
Shufu wa mamoru aisuru kazoku o sosh*te kiwameru wa [Housewives/Househusbands protect, love their families, and excel]
Shufu no michi! [The Housewife's/Househusband's path]

Mawaru mawaru mawaru kyō mo sekai wa mawari tsuzukeru [Spinning, spinning, spinning, the world keeps spinning today]
Sonotoki shufu wa sentakuki o mawashi teru [At that time, housewives/househusbands are running the washing machine]
Kakeru kakeru kakeru kyō mo darekaga inochi wo kakeru [Running, running, running, someone is running for their life today]
Sonotoki shufu wa tannen ni sōjiki o kakete iru [At that time, housewives meticulously vacuum]

[This next section is growled intensely]

Toki ga sugi yuku mae ni [Before time passes]
Kimenaito kyō no ban gohan o [Decide, today's dinner]
Ikanai to sūpā ni kaimono o [Go, shopping at the supermarket]

Shufu no kaji tatakai wa mada owaranai [The housewife's/househusband's fire battle is not over yet]
Shufu wa semeru surudoki yaiba wa tomato o mo tsubusazu karei ni kiriwakeru [Housewives/househusbands blame, sharp blades cut gracefully without crushing tomatoes]
Shufu wa mamoru surudoki me wa tokubaihin o minogasazu kakei o sasaeru [Housewives/househusbands protect, sharp eyes support the household budget without missing bargains]
Shufu wa kakenukeru ano machi kono machi mamachari hashira sete [Housewives/househusbands rush through this town, that town, riding their mama-chari]
Shufu wa tomaranai sosh*te kiwame tsuzukeru [Housewives/househusband's don't stop and continue to excel]
Shufu no michi! [The Housewife's/Househusband's path!]

The main theme to the anime show ends here. The full version of the song continues here:
Are mo kore mo sore mo doko mo kashiko mo yogore kitteru [Everything is dirty everywhere]
Sore demo shufu wa masshiro ni araiagete ku [Still, housewives/househusbands wash everything spotlessly white]
Kyō mo ash*ta mo itsumo sekai wa nani ka kusatte yagaru [Today, tomorrow, always, something in the world is rotting]
Soredemo shufu wa shokuzai o kusara sezu tsukaikiru [Still, housewives/househusbands use up ingredients without letting them rot]

[This next section is growled intensely.]

Toki ga sugi yuku mae ni [Before time passes]
Toganaito kyō taku hakumai o [Sharpen, today's white rice]
Osanai to suihanki no botan o [Press, the rice cooker button!]

Shufu no mamoru ie ga soko ni arunara [If the housewife's/househusband's protected home is there]
Kaji tatakai no hibi wa owaranai [The days of fire battles will not end]

Shufu wa semeru fujimi no gotoku semari kuru kaji ni sono mi kogash*te [Housewives/househusbands blame, like immortals, burning themselves in approaching fires]
Shufu wa mamoru aisuru kazoku ga kaerubeki basho o towa ni tokoshie ni [Housewives/househusbands protect, the place where their beloved family should return eternally]
Shufu wa semeru surudoki yaiba wa diy no aidea o iejū ni chiribameru [Housewives/househusbands blame, sharp blades embed DIY ideas throughout the house]
Shufu wa mamoru surudoki me wa yori shinsen na shokuzai o kakujitsu ni mikiwameru [Housewives/househusbands protect, sharp eyes accurately discern fresher ingredients]
Shufu wa kakenukeru itsu demo doko demo mamachari unara sete [Housewives/househusbands rush through, always riding their mama-chari anywhere]
Shufu wa tomaranai sosh*te kiwame tsuzukeru [Housewives/househusbands don't stop and continue to excel]
Shufu no michi! [The Housewife's/househusband's path!]