Finale “The Show Must Go On” but it’s the internet lyrics
by Cougar MacDowall
[Verse] (Charlie)
Season 1 is done
We killed Alex Brightman twice
Both his characters gone
A24 can't pay his price
And now my show goes on in a limbo, 'cause Amazon doesn't trust animation
Industry is unfair to creators
We should've done this in live action, action, instead of drawing cartoons
[Pre-Chorus] (Lucifer)
Come on Viv's OC, why the frown?
For the last six something years, people on Twitter look like clowns (I love clowns)
I greenlight it
Yeah, I said it
Season two is in your hands
You can't quit now, go on right it
Make the story just as you planned
You're trending now, your writings mid
Controversies еverywhere
You madе moms mad
You're one big b*tch, but by God, Vivzie
You made me f*cking rich
[Chorus] (All, Charlie, Lucifer)
Yeah, you did it, Twitter hates it
Best reaction we've ever seen
Plus there's 4Chan, they despise it
With Rule34 on your screen
It's because of you, you know it's true
My name is Caine and I'm your b*tch
At least I know our songs aren't sh*t
[Verse]
To build a season, I think we need some plot and romance
I know the angle
Check out this ship with Husk and Angel
There's already fanart
Fanservice is always the key
It's that easy, honestly
No time for crying, we got a lot of work to do and
We gotta try and make the best of the next season
I like girls
50 grand from Verbalase
Everywhere we see his face
[Verse]
4Chan.org, time for a new board
Alastor looks like an edgy prick
Yeah, the writing was not great, wish there was pacing
Characters shaped like sticks
While all of Twitter is hissing
Me and Alastor kissing
People are down bad for cartoons
Fandom harassment? Awesome
That's what 4Chan loves to see
Season two leaks we post for free
[Bridge]
That place reeked of p*ss, there was lewd everywhere
And I barely escaped being doxxed by a hair
Go look at that normie, they like Hazbin Hotel
4channers be damned, but you all f*cking smell
I'm hungry for fanfics like never before
I read the good angst, surely there's so much more
Once I figure out how to write my own fics
Guess who will be writing all the ships
[Outro]
Dead Sir Pentious (Rizzlord Pentious)
And dead Adam (f*ck you Adam)
And Alastor's maybe dead too
Maybe dead too (Harmonizing, Harmonizing)
I'm alive b*tch, so f*ck you (Al, oh, it's DeviantArt)
We'll make a series wait and see
We're gonna make a season three
And then tomorrow, it will be a freaking happy day in Hell
(My timing was off)