Haircut lyrics
by Open Mike Eagle
[Chorus]
I really like your haircut
I hope you stay ahead of the trend
I really like your haircut
Your barber did a really nice blend
[Verse 1]
One side cut, low faded textual
Matched with ya laser spectacles
One side long just to stay professional
Girl you just so asymmetrical
Keep the pump fade tall, cylindrical
f*ck what's "in," you're your own individual
Watch you offer an awesome visual
Open-toed sandals, soft and biblical
Middle class with your fancy habits
Girl you dress like Randy Savage
Cowboy hat with the plastic patches
They match the glasses, it's so glam-tastic
High-top jeans to approach your naval
Rolled up bill just to coke your nasal
Thick gold chain with a low appraisal
All made up like Toni Basil
[Chorus]
I really like your haircut
I hope you stay ahead of the trend
I really like your haircut
Your barber did a really nice blend
[Verse 2]
You got the party rockin' on your seedy Js
Lookin' like a character from GTA
You get it shaped up every three days
With the lines on the side like BDK
I know that's before your time
So I'mma help you memorize some Yo-Yo rhymes
I saw you outside on the promo line
I said damn, those stretch pants is so divine
I can see the outline of your whole behind
And your granny panty lines with the old design
And your rainbow toe socks blow my mind
I'm so impressed I went home to write this rhyme, 'cause...
[Chorus]
I really like your haircut
I hope you stay ahead of the trend
I really like your haircut
Your barber did a really nice blend