Cheerios lyrics

[Intro: Yung Lambo]
Shrekneck on the beat

[Verse 1: Lil Squeaky]
Phineas and Ferb Dorito headass lookin' n*gga
You get smacked with my flyswatters
I'm a dog, no Scooby Doo, she want a Scooby Snack
I told her, "Snack on this peepee"
Hey lil' b*tch, take a weewee
I got diamonds on my neck, y'know I was playing Minecraft for 27.5 hours
I went to Walmart in the projects and got a Bluetooth speaker for 5 dollars and 28 cents
I was listenin' to Lo-Fi Beats To Study To but then the beats studied me because I'm sexy
The opp was hidin' in the bushes but then I found him like Blue's Clues
Yo Steve, where's Joe, why'd he leave the show?
I got the Travis Scott meal but it turned out to be a Lil Uzi Vert meal and it made me short
I got 15 savory receipts in my wallet and I redeemed then all for Google Play points on the Google Play Store
I got a lottery ticket for Christmas and I didn't win it so I burnt it in the chimney and I went Santa to scratch it off
I was walkin' my neighbor dog then he ran into the streets and f*cking died
Then I nae nae'd on his corpse
I was eatin' Honey Nut Cheerios
Then I met the Queen of England and said, "Pip pip, cheerio"
Yo, you are a thot, please go back to the streets, I am not your puppet
I was playin' baksetball with the professionals and I made 53 buckets
I built a gaming PC on a 200 dollar budget and it can't even run Minesweeper
Somebody ordered pipe bombs to my house so then I gave them to my brother for dinner
I was writing this song and then I blacked out then I hit a kickflip like LEGO Ninjago
LEGO Batman with the grappling hook, I throw it at the opp and then he's dead
I smack him in the head
Eat Cheerios, and then I went to bed
I had a dream where I was a penguin that could fly but then I lost my flight powers and fell and died
[Verse 2: Lil Mosquito Disease]
I f*ckin' died, b*tch
I f*ckin' died, b*tch
I don't give a sh*t, b*tch
Get on my di*k, b*tch
b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch
b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch
b*tch is so fine, I go, "[?]"
Call me Khaled, I always win
I [?] this [?] from Venezuela
I nutted on her, she brought a c*mbrella
Did you listen to Coi Leray songs in shower?
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You can lick these nuts like a motherboard
My di*k is longer than an iceberg video on YouTube
I motherf*ckin' put my di*k into your motherf*ckin' shoe
Your girl is like a government, I took her over with a coup
I'm smokin' on the f*ckin' green, call me motherf*ckin' Stu
I went to the gym to work out but then the motherf*ckin' weights weighed me
I showed this motherf*ckin' hoe a Submarine Man song and now she hates me
She got rabies
I got babies
She won't date me
Yung Gravy
This b*tch so exotic that she grew bananas and ate the bananas but I died 'cause it was actually a plantain
This b*tch a weirdo, she need guidance, she turn for me for salvation, so she got on her knees and she gave me oral for forgiveness of her sins
That b*tch was a furry so I killed her, no joke, she's a furry, I had to get rid of her
Then I resurrected her from the dead again, 'cus I'm a necromanufacturer
My di*k is so motherf*ckin' big I fit 364.15 Wreck-It-Ralph DVDs in there 'cus we makin' movies
f*ck her so good, she scream like that one n*gga from System Of A Down
I'm a motherf*ckin' proud-ass cheater on the Minecraft server that spawned in [?] 'cause I have dementia like Joe Biden
Joe Biden, you didn't give me a motherf*ckin' feature for this album, I motherf*ckin' told you, give me a motherf*ckin' feature for this album
Same goes for Obama and Trump, y'all ain't send me your motherf*ckin' features
You all b*tch ass n*ggas, you motherf*ckin' trash as f*ck
Shut the f*ck up, b*tch