Meat Sauce (Donavexx I) lyrics

[Verse 1]
I live in a box
My name is Colonel Speak n Spell but the veterans of science call me Donavexx cause of uncommon text
My favourite albums are dark and in Pat Benatar
Before I made these raps I wanted to be a tennis star
My friends said I needed a fake rap name so I said
Here's some fake shoes, don't ya feet feel good?
MC's mow my lawn because I'm the man like repo
No one believes you when I said I would grow up to battle Stezo
Wear my hats like Devo
Send death threats to Joe Clair
My flavour's edible like sandwiches with no hair
I give competition the annoying treatment by calling their house every 5 minutes until they change their address
I'm pen and pad-less so I write rhymes on cassette
When I step on the court I wear the headband like Bill Walton
My girl's got the moustache just like Andre Dawson
I'll order 30 cheeseburgers and leave without napkins

[Verse 2]
My idea of thrills is ordering 734 CDs from Columbia House and not paying the bill like a champion
I'm tamperin
With the notion of alienating all my friends by telling them I'm the Death Slime Evaporator
I had to take a Kenny G album cover to the hair stylists
Show her what kind of haircut I wanted exactly
I asked thee
Professor at my fashion school why David Bowie
Had two different colour eyes
My rhymes go to Yale
Your rhymes go to community college struggling with a 2.3 Grade Point Average
2.3 years ago I made a salad out of fish eggs
Now when I put a lightbulb in my mouth that Uncle Fester sh*t happens
I quit rapping in 1987
Now I'm on the comeback tour with the Carter Family, D-Nice and Abba opening for my group
I am the king of weird rap, do I make myself clear?
Yeah, this is Donavexx
Imma f*ckin spray my fightjuice on all you b*tch MCs
For the near 1945
Yes, yes
I'm chilling in the labatory with the Spacemouse
And my man f*ckin George Wallace is on the wheels of steel
So everyone eat a f*ckin Vegemite sandwich