My Cousin’s New Keyboard (Skit) lyrics

Hello?

Hi. Hello? I was watching Star Trek, you dig, and they had this fine ass monster on there and my di*k got hard and I thought about you

Hello? Who the f*ck is this?

I'ma give you a hint. Since third grade up to seventh grade up to tenth grade my di*k got hard

Your di*k got hard? What the f- what the hell is that f*cking noise in the background?

That's my cousin [?]

What the hell is he playing? Is that some kind of trumpet or some sh*t?

Nah, his daddy Big [?] got him a keyboard

Okay 'cause that sh*t sound nasty as hell. Tell him to stop

He just finished watching Drumline. Don't worry 'bout that. He tryna-

Where the hell you supposed to be knowing me from and sh*t? How'd you get this number?

I know you from your cousins, I mean, your friends and them you with. I think that's your friends and them. The two chicks that got married

You talking about Tonya and Kim?
Yeah, I was on hard ass Kim's side. The black chick's

And you supposedly got my number?

Yeah, I got your number. But guess what

What?

You know when Kim kissed Tonya?

Yeah

My di*k got hard

Eww. You know what? I know who exactly this is. With your nasty ass Mannie Fresh. Motherf*cker don't call here with that bullsh*t no more. That nasty sh*t