HappyHappy’s A.S.M.R Hour lyrics

[Deep distorted voice]
I want you to fall into a deep, deep sleep
Imagine someplace where you are warm and safe and no one can hurt you
Are you there yet?
Good
Now...
Wake the f*ck UP 'CAUSE NO PLACE LIKE THAT EXISTS

[Verse 1]
I hate Robert Frost And metaphors
Similes and typewriters
And everything that you love strikes me as
Oh so f*cking pretentious
I hate Aerial bold on pastel pink
Black and white pictures of random things
Your online presence probably makes people think you're so f*cking cool

I am a mess
I feel so worthless
I am your appendix
You'd be fine to cut me out
I am a wreck
I feel so useless
I am your wisdom teeth
I am f*cking poison in your mouth
[Chorus]
Love me like your dad loves to drink
Or hate me like I think that you do
Cause I'd feel better knowing
That you hate me like I hate
You

[Distorted Voice]
Now close your eyes
And listen to the sound of my voice
Everything will be o
Kay


SIKE

[Verse 2]
I hate Robert Frost
And complex terms
Like [?]
And everything that could maybe possibly make me coherent at all
I keep getting obsessed with obscure things
Like David Koresh wood burning
I have to do this now or I swear to god I'll f*cking die

I am manic
I feel so anxious
I am a collection of mistakes that I should really forget
And I am depressed
I feel like sh*t
I am trying to get better but I f*cking hate the process
[Chorus]
Love me like you love yourself
Or hate me like I think that you do
'Cause I'd feel better knowing that you're worse off without me too

[Distorted voice]
I want you to fall into a deep, deep sleep
Imagine a place where you are warm and safe and no one can- [trails off]