BlekBarmitzva lyrics

[Verse 1: Mr. B]
Yeah It's Mr. B welcome to my black Bar Mitzvah
Looking so prestigious so the hoes they call me mista'
Listen to electronica
Blow me like harmonica
Nine hoes by my side like candles up on Hanukkah
Wired like some cable
Yeah you know your boy he able
Steal your b*tch up from your cradle
Cause my rims, they spin like dreidels
Better yet I'm just a bad guy
Fresher than a rabbi
Taking every n*gga b*tch and leave them with a sad eye
My game she about to crave it
A memory bank to save it
So I gave that hoe six pointers like the damn Star of David
Money on my mind so the b*tch she need to pay me
Frugal like a Jew so even pennies need to pay me
Weed looking fluffy like the fur of c*cker Spaniels
She in a den of lions so she feeling like she's Daniel
b*tch can't deny it she was dragged in by my aura
Now we f*ck reverse it's like I'm reading from the Torah

[Hook: Ruben Slikk]
A n*gga getting money like a black Bar Mitzvah
Mazel Tov
Yeah she sucked my di*k but I didn't kiss her
Watched her drink my nut like it was just a cup of liquor
Used to f*ck with doja but the yola jump quicker
[Verse 2: Ruben Slikk]
Y'all n*ggas bread unrisen like Matzah
Gotcha, b*tch slurping my di*k like it's some pasta
Dread headed n*gga blowing trees like a Rasta
Taking y'all to school and y'all ain't even on the roster
Fire ass trees like there's horse radish in the blunt
Big black di*k, what these Jewish b*tches really want
And a n*gga circ*mcised
Chocolate di*k like Willy Wonka
And my di*k is circ*mcised
Chocolate di*k like Willy Wonka
Pradas on my feet b*tch, welcome to the temple
Inject the game in between your b*tch's temples
Pimp sh*t, rolling on them beans no lentils
Make your main b*tch eat a di*k with no utensils
Miami n*gga make the Jewish pus*y pay the piper
Make the pus*y open wide
Let my di*k say "Shalom Haifa"
Jelly rolled nose, covered with nut, cause I bust a nut
On the face of a JAP hoe, yeah a Jewish sl*t

[Hook: Ruben Slikk]
A n*gga getting money like a black Bar Mitzvah
Mazel Tov
Yeah she sucked my di*k but I didn't kiss her
Watched her drink my nut like it was just a cup of liquor
Used to f*ck with doja but the yola jump quicker
[Verse 3: Lofty305]
It's a n*gga's Mitzvah
Base head Yamaka
Talkin in Ebonics to a b*tch named Monica
Excuse me Mr. Officer, what the f*ck you hating for?
I ain't got no cocaina, what the f*ck you take me for?
A prisoner? A criminal?
All that sh*t subliminal
Vibing with my white b*tch, listening to minimal
And please take this as literal
Your wife is looking titty-full
All up in her ear and she said your di*k is pitiful
It's critical, I'm witty mane
Never living sh*tty mane
Miami my city mane
I won't pimp on anything
I need aristocratic, b*tches automatic
Money in my pocket through the ceiling in the attic
Faggot ass n*ggas get split, call me Moses
When I got that chopper in my hands, I be posing
Metro Zu be my people man, we chosen
Green ice grill looking rotten and frozen

[Hook: Ruben Slikk]
A n*gga getting money like a black Bar Mitzvah
Mazel Tov
Yeah she sucked my di*k but I didn't kiss her
Watched her drink my nut like it was just a cup of liquor
Used to f*ck with doja but the yola jump quicker
A n*gga getting money like a black Bar Mitzvah
Mazel Tov
Yeah she sucked my di*k but I didn't kiss her
Watched her drink my nut like it was just a cup of liquor
Used to f*ck with doja but the yola jump quicker