[Hook]
Dorian Gray
I could paint your portrait
Dorian Gray
We could make a porno
Dorian gray
I’ll make you immortal
Let me paint your portrait
[Verse 1: Fellatia Geisha]
Like one of my French girls
The pink flesh of your cheeks
And those gold curls
Oh those gold curls!
I could be your home girl
We could rule the whole world
We could rule the whole world
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You’re gorgeous, gloriousness, so delicate
[Verse 2: Fellatia Geisha]
Dorian Gray
Why do I support you?
Dorian Gray
I want to cremate you then snort you
And work your ashes into paint
But you’d probably just regenerate
You’re just an elegant degenerate
A rejected aristocrat
You threw it all away
You’re a disgrace
They know you sold your soul to satan
And that brings me shame
And I don’t want anyone to say your name
If I could just hide you away
In my basement and paint him and rape him
And if I let him out
Then they will all know his greatness
Yea, I really should’ve oughta
Keep you locked up in my closet
As my naughty little secret
Dorian Gray will always be that
Freak b*tch who I frequent
I cheat with him
On all my boyfriends
Ha ha!
You’re a disciple of the devil
And that made him so delicious
Oh no, I cannot resist him!
You’re gorgeous, gloriousness, so delicate
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[Verse 3: Fellatia Geisha]
Dorian Gray
I could keep your secrets
Abort your fetus and keep it
In a pendant on a necklace
As a decadent transgression
And a fashion statement
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[Verse 4: Fellatia Geisha]
You’re so charming
At all the parties
It all revolves around you
The center of attention with
A penchant for destruction
Oh God I really want to f*ck him!
Really want to f*ck him!
Really really want to f*ck him!
You are my muse
But I’d never tell you
Because it’d just amuse you
An excuse to abuse me
My best work is about you
I want to hide it all away
And now that everyone hates you
And everyone has betrayed you
Still I remain your unrequited ride or die
I’m your unrequited ride or die
I’m your unrequited ride or die
Can’t defend you as your friend
Because the rumors are true
You’re a murder
A women ruiner
I lure in the little girls that you touch
Before I slash them, and drain them
And prep them for my bath
How you think I’ve lived like over a century
But the pus*y like I’m eight and a half? Huh?
I’m Elizabeth Bathory
With her Ivory Goblet
Sipping on virgin blood
Getting so macabre with it
I just want to be loved
I want to be eternal too
And oh, what I wouldn’t do for eternal youth
We could preserve it
If we record it and post it up for the world to see
A divinity that’s sinister
You bring me closer to truth
When I f*ck you
When I paint you
You’re so vain you’ll probably think this song is about you
But it's not... I swear! It's not
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