[Intro]
Yo
I'm in a lot of f*cking trouble
f*ck
[Verse]
A motherf*cker needs some deep cover
I'm running from the cops and I'm in deep trouble
I punched a b*tch in the face and she sprayed me with mace
So I unzipped my pants and put my nuts in her face
She screamed "RAPE!"
And I swore that I taped it
But of course a cop acts like a b*tch and cuffs me real quick
So I start running real quick
Towards his back pocket
I see his keys and I'm looking to switch on the car
And take the f*ck off
The plan works but at the moment I'm sitting in the woods
On some dirt, just jumped out the car
Because they weren't too far from me
So I thought it'd be funny to leave them with a treat
And that'd be to retreat the car and let it smash into trees
So I got back up and started walking
Looking for a rock so I can break the lock
Then go find a car to snatch
But first, oh hey look, there's another b*tch with a snatch
Let me see if I can get some of that
I run on over like she said "red rover, come over"
Looking to spear the pus*y like arrows in cats
So I walk up and decide to catapult my di*k in her lap
She screams "crap"
Shut up b*tch and suck it quick
She screamed again and says "rape"
And I said "oh no, not again"
Then I realized this was the same b*tch I did the sh*t with when I got arrested
So I figured I'd get to testing her mental capabilities
She stopped for a second thinking "Is that him? It had to be"
I couldn't take any chances
I had to hurry with my plans in case some fruit cake cop comes my way
I hit her on the head with my rock
No wait, I meant a rock, not my c*ck
But to be honest, unlike Barter 6, that sh*t cannot flop
So she starts crying
People watching, I start lying
Telling them she fell down and hit her head
I said "come on honey, let's go to bed"
I lied, I took her to the grave yard
I guess it'll be hard to find her when the b*tch is dead
[Outro]
Sorry!
I'm not really sorry
So suck a di*k
Yeah
Bars, yeah