Him, Them, It, Her lyrics

Harry:
Someone's taken uncle!
Oh my god! Who could have taken him?

Annabel:
If we don't find him we both lose everything
Come on!

Harry:
We're looking for a sweet old man

Annabel:
Very dignified

Harry:
Wore a hat

Harry & Annabel:
He'd be sitting in a wheelchair

Man:
Wheelchair

Harry:
Uncle's gray haired
Annabel:
And he's very quiet

Harry:
Very, very quiet

Harry & Annabel:
Uncle's in an awful plight
Have you seen him-

Rita:
Them-

Harry & Annabel:
It-

Vinnie:
Her-

All:
Tonight?

Rita:
I'm looking for an English man and his lady-friend
Him or her
Harry & Annabel:
And an uncle in a wheelchair

Falsetto:
Wheelchair!

Vinnie:
Dark-haired woman, armed and very crazy

Harry and Annabel:
..and we're sick with worry

Rita:
They were in a hurry

All:
I've been looking left and right

Harry & Annabel:
Have you seen him-

Rita:
Them-

Harry & Annabel:
It-
Vinnie:
Her-

All:
Tonight?
Oooh if I don't find

Harry:
Him

Rita:
Them

Annabel:
It

Vinnie:
Her

All:
Soon
If I don't find

Annabel:
It

Harry:
Him

Vinnie:
Her

Rita:
Them

All:
Now

Harry:
My chance of a lifetime will never come true

Annabel:
The home will be gone and my job will be too

Vinnie & Rita:
My life will be over

All:
There's just one thing to do
I'm looking, keep looking, we're looking
And looking, still looking, who's looking? We're looking for a

(overlapping)

Annabel & Harry:
Sweet old man, very dignified

Rita:
Englishman. Terrified

Annabel & Harry:
Find an uncle in a wheelchair

Falsetto:
Wheelchair

Rita:
Wheelchair

Falsetto & Harry:
Wheelchair

All:
Think of going

Rita:
Back to face the music

Vinnie:
Back to Rita's husband

Annabel:
Back to unemployment

Harry:
Back to being nothing

All:
God I know the chance is slight
That I'll find-

Harry:
Him

Rita:
Them

Annabel:
It

Vinnie:
Her

Annabel:
It

Harry:
Him

Vinnie:
Her

Rita:
Them

All:
Him, Them, It, Her
Tonight!