A Woman in My Bathroom lyrics

Cue:
Just because we slept together does not mean we are on a first name basis

There's a woman in my bathroom in a sheet
The most aggravating girl I ever knew
After driving me insane
Now she's off to catch a plane
Thanks to you!
I've had people pointing pistols at my head
I've been hounded and harassed by god knows who
I have nearly lots my wits
And I still can't call it quits
Thanks to you!

Thanks to you my life is upside down and inside out
And I have this awful feeling you'd say
That's what life is all about?

And here's this woman in my bathroom in a slip
Getting dressed, going on her way
Thanks to you. Here we are
Thanks to you. I've come so far, Uncle
Tell me. How to tell her
To stay