​zombieland​​ lyrics

[Intro: Jax, Jax & HARDY]
We'll be laughin' when the Walmarts hit the fan
While everyone is walkin' dead, we'll run zombieland

[Verse 1: HARDY, Jax, Jax & HARDY]
When I was in the fifth grade, a kid named Walker (Yeah)
Punched me in the gut, then he shoved me in a locker
One day, I'll be wearin' me a ear-to-ear grin when he's bangin' on the door screamin', "Let me in!"
My ex best friend, let's call her Regina
Talked a lot of trash about me back in middle school theater
So when she's beggin' for the Aquafina in my freezer
I'ma feed her to the dead and then I think I'll watch 'em eat her 'cause
You should have never f*cked with my boy (My boy)
You should have never f*cked with my girl (My girl)
You're all out of luck 'cause you're about to be so f*cked at the end of the world

[Chorus: Jax & HARDY, Jax]
I can't wait for the apocalypse 'cause I know we survive (I know we survive)
Doomsday sounds ridiculously fun when we're the only ones alive
Baby, it's you and me verse all these brain-dead NPC's (All these NPC's)
When the bots we created and the aliens invade us, it's gonna be a pretty funny scene
So bring on the earthquakes, bring on the floods
I ain't afraid of nothin' because
Darlin', we'll be just fine
With my apoca-lips on yours and your apoca-lips on mine
We'll be laughin' when the Walmarts hit the fan (Walmarts hit the fan)
And while everyone is walkin' dead, we'll run zombieland (Haha, cute, yeah)
[Verse 2: Jax, HARDY, Jax & HARDY]
I feel bad for your ex-girlfriend, "This bunker's full, sorry, Kate"
I feel bad for your ex-boyfriend, I think his name was Zombie bait
I feel bad for the girl who left you all alone
'Cause I'ma save the dog, but the b*tch is on her own
I feel bad for the dude who broke your heart
'Cause there's only room for two on this arc
I'll be on my "I Am Legend" sh*t, you'll be the Will to my Smith
You're the Smith to my Wesson, on my hip
On my arm, you're the arma to my Geddon
I don't know what everybody's dreadin', ha

[Chorus: Jax & HARDY, Jax]
I can't wait for the apocalypse 'cause I know we survive (I know we survive)
Doomsday sounds ridiculously fun when we're the only ones alive
Baby, it's you and me verse all these brain-dead NPC's (All these NPC's)
When the bots we created and the aliens invade us, it's gonna be a pretty funny scene
So bring on the earthquakes, bring on the floods, I ain't afraid of nothin' because
Darlin', we'll be just fine
With my apoca-lips on yours and your apoca-lips on mine
We'll be laughin' when the Walmarts hit the fan (Walmarts hit the fan)
And while everyone is walkin' dead, we'll run zombieland