RADIO SONG (Live from Red Rocks) lyrics

[Spoken Intro: HARDY]
Speakin' of that, I've got a song that died at number seven
I'm gonna play it later, it's called "GIVE HEAVEN SOME HELL"
But the reason that it did not go number one is that there's a handful of radio people that wouldn't play it because they thought it was sacreligious because it said "Heaven" and "Hell" in the same sentence
And therefore it wasn't a radio song
And I was like "Oh, a radio song?
I've written sixteen number ones, motheruf*cker
I know what a f*ckin' radio song sounds like"
So guess what I did
I wrote up a radio song and it goes like this, Red Rocks

[Verse 1: HARDY]
There's gotta be a truck, there's gotta be a girl
She's gotta be hot and you gotta rhyme that sh*t with world
And it can't be too fake but it can't be too real
Gotta make 'em tap their feet or I'll lose my record deal
So I just sat down with some dudes that wrote some hits
We put our heads together for a second and it goes like this

[Chorus: HARDY]
Baby, whatcha think about gettin' outta here?
Get you outta this bar, girl, get to switchin' gears
In my Chevy, there's a Yeti in the back with some beer
We can park in the dark, get our dirt road on (Don't you f*ckin' do it)
Oh-oh-woah, everybody knows how it goes
Kiss you in the moonlight glow
Sittin' shotty, everybody sing along
[Post-Chorus: Jeremy McKinnon]
Well, this ain't no radio song
f*ck

[Verse 2: HARDY]
Oh, if it ain't under four minutes it ain't gon' be a hit
And if there ain't no steel in it, they ain't gon' play your sh*t
And I wish I tell it like it is but the cold hard fact is I can't
So bring that moneymaker back

[Chorus: HARDY]
Baby, whatcha think about gettin' outta here?
Get you outta this bar, girl, get to switchin' gears
In my Chevy, there's a Yeti in the back with some beer
We can park in the dark, get our dirt road on (Don't you do it)
Oh-oh-woah, everybody knows how it goes
Kiss you in the moonlight glow
Sittin' shotty, everybody sing along

[Post-Chorus: Jeremy McKinnon]
Well, this ain't no radio song
f*ck
Well, this ain't no radio song
Yeah

[Bridge: Jeremy McKinnon]
Let's f*cking go, ooh
f*ck
Well, this ain't no radio song
f*ck
[Chorus: HARDY]
Baby, whatcha think about gettin' outta here?
Get you outta this bar, girl, get to switchin' gears
In my Chevy, there's a Yeti in the back with some beer
We can park in the dark, get our dirt road on (f*ck it, sing it)
Oh-oh-woah, everybody knows how it goes
Kiss you in the moonlight glow
Sittin' shotty, everybody sing along

[Post-Chorus: HARDY]
Well, this ain't a motherf*cking radio song
f*ck
Well, this ain't a radio song
Yeah

[Outro: HARDY]
Let's f*cking go, ooh
f*ck
This ain't no radio song