[Intro]
What up, boys
You already know who it is
Its Lil Minecart here
Back at it again with another Minecraft letspl- I- rap
Lmao y'all thought I died b*tch libtard owned I'm immortal
The only thing I'm dying is wool
420 rap baby
Oh- wait, it- it's 420- aw- aw- sh*t
[Verse 1]
Puff on the stanky, pass it then go thank me
Ya blockas be lanky
Pranking
A real blocka banking
On the twenty sack, plenty stacks
Getting back
Getting us a 20 pack
Brother looking like a shnack
Got a 64 stack
Got the phattest plants
Smoking weed like it's grass blocks
Pass bongs, phat songs
Sugar cane, novocaine
Tryna get another strain
Phetamines for the sober pains
f*ckin' them hoes like a daisy chain
Burstin' through like a gravy train
Yo girl lookin' hella plain
I do not have to explain
Superficial middle cerebral vein
That sh*t burst like an aneurysm
Like Jewish tribes done had a schism
Too high I ain't got no wisdom
Like my step dad's alcoholism
Notch is my bride
Y'all think I died
But like Jesus I arise
I ain't crucified
Put ugly hoes to the side
b*tches grind
Girls I like 'em wide
Come get a ride
Coke on the table glide
Nose white up inside
All f*ckin' up my mind
Weed the gift for mankind
Yuh
I ain't trippin' 'less it's PCP
There's an ender and he see me
Uh, wait, no sh*t
That's just the trip
Mind portin' like an ender's di*k
Deep in sh*t
Mind gettin' ballistic
Just bein' realistic
Drink a potion of swiftness
Take my blunt and hit this
Green so bad that sh*t stick
Hair so greased it stay slick
Finding diamonds like sixth sense
[Interlude]
Yuh
Aw yeah baby
Woo
I'm on fire baby
Woo
Ho-yeah
Wooooo
Aight let's get back
[Verse 2]
Runnin' all over the providence
Like my shrimp like my women, bottomless
Cops tryin' to catch, ain't got no evidence
Feds on patrol filled with arrogance
But I'm black so I can't be si-o-lenced
I'm the dopeman just like Eazy-E
And just like an Enderman I see your B's
And B's is blocks
Weed and rocks
Keyed and c*cked
Zombie pigmen shocked
Seed in socks
See these shots
I please these thots
They need me lots
[Verse 3]
Dank like a Slurpee
Weed real nice
Eatin' ass like a turkey
Rhymes are spice
High as a kite
Yo girl got lice
Politicians right
Just like the price
Ain't no goonies how I vibe
Got the whole tribe
Over-counter prescribed
Just use a bribe
Round the fire
And we get higher
Than the Tower of Babel
I don't rabble
Just here to play some stoned Scrabble
I don't dabble
Rhymes startin' to dazzle
Getting flint from gravel
Yuh
I have dyslexia
Don't come tryna check me bruh
Got my hoe from Checkia
I'm a real sexy-yuh
Weed the cure to anorexia
Cures cancer too
Got weed all up in my shoe
Pictures lookin' lewd
Rhymes super skewed
Yo mom lookin' like a dude
[Verse 4]
Let's do weed
Getting the Thneed from the Once-ler
Tragedy like Dunkirk
Hat pointy like a dunce, sir
I'm so high that i'm starting to slur
Snatch your b*tch for sure
Play Minecraft with her
I'm a pro weed roller
Gas like a leaf blower
Give off a nice odor
Touch your mommy's boner
And I know I'm a loner
But become a stoner
And you'll get some closure
Don't drugs, fellas
And craft on